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May 30, 2008
Hi, i am alive
May 2, 2008
Selective disgust
March 12, 2008
HAPPY
February 23, 2008
How to move non-stop for a few days (part 3 in which I stand a lot, eat a lot, and get ready to harass a celebrity)
February 19, 2008
How to move non-stop for a few days (part 1 in which I spend some money)
February 15, 2008
Whatever happened to
February 4, 2008
helado con tres salsas
February 4, 2008
ha ha ha I'm gonna say annals!
December 3, 2007
where is your ass
November 4, 2007
oh my god, it's true
October 8, 2007
not really all that grown up
September 29, 2007
September 23, 2007
Late night in my house
September 23, 2007
Able was I ere I saw Palindromes
September 9, 2007
happy happy happy
September 9, 2007
smartgarlic
August 14, 2007
Delivered
August 8, 2007
manfunk
August 5, 2007
smash up
August 3, 2007
I smell of cherries
June 8, 2007
Birthday dinner
May 18, 2007
Celebrate
April 9, 2007
en la edad del miedo le ofrezco los cacahuetes
April 6, 2007
Beautiful
March 4, 2007
Leminger!
February 19, 2007
Sticky goo
February 7, 2007
Catsup...ketchup
January 7, 2007
yeah, what do cats know
January 7, 2007
It's all in the wrist
December 26, 2006
It's the king!
December 25, 2006
Happy happy delicious christmas
December 11, 2006
Book 'em, Dano!
December 8, 2006
cat fud
December 6, 2006
mmmmgarlic
November 24, 2006
I ate, he didn't
November 1, 2006
la loca
October 30, 2006
too much?
October 23, 2006
spicy
October 23, 2006
zen and the art of the noodle
October 5, 2006
I give that hope your name
August 12, 2006
like this
July 30, 2006
Shoulda been there
July 28, 2006
Do you want to know what kind of person I am?
July 28, 2006
FURTHER proof that jesus not only hates me but is actively seeking to destroy me...
July 7, 2006
Shrimp Snuffy
July 6, 2006
Smack tasty
July 5, 2006
Oceanic Rectum
June 25, 2006
Chai Spiced Rice Pudding
June 24, 2006
Screw you, Maartha Stewart
June 11, 2006
Heather's curried potato salad
June 7, 2006
Just How Evil
June 4, 2006
Flat skinny round
May 30, 2006
To Heal
May 25, 2006
Crunk Juice
May 3, 2006
Sandaltastic
April 28, 2006
if it wasn't considered bad touch I would hug you right now
April 18, 2006
String theory
March 31, 2006
en la cabeza
March 19, 2006
follow your dreams
March 12, 2006
The rundown
March 6, 2006
umame
March 5, 2006
moosalamooooo
February 25, 2006
dear world
February 12, 2006
tired
February 9, 2006
cook...clean...plan...cook
February 7, 2006
chobo
February 7, 2006
puttah
January 23, 2006
The coziness of it all will make you puke
January 17, 2006
Vampires beware
January 15, 2006
another one of THOSE days
January 11, 2006
tandoori linens
December 27, 2005
who got a bread maker
December 24, 2005
HAPPY HAPPY
December 19, 2005
dirty
November 21, 2005
umbrella
November 20, 2005
largesse
November 7, 2005
I'm such a whore
November 4, 2005
lola
November 3, 2005
So achingly simple...so complexly sweet
November 2, 2005
She says it gets easier
November 1, 2005
i rule
November 1, 2005
yum yum yum
October 26, 2005
el coruzón del sol
October 24, 2005
I am a girl
October 23, 2005
I hear it
October 21, 2005
Sometimes it is hard to be a small brown puppy
October 19, 2005
Would you prefer the easy way?
October 12, 2005
I got problems
October 10, 2005
oh also I had a weekend
September 30, 2005
how fortuitous
September 28, 2005
1.2.3.4.5.
September 20, 2005
It's all new
September 16, 2005
Sus pedos olian a repollo.
September 15, 2005
just trust
August 20, 2005
FMOYF
August 7, 2005
my morning in hell
August 3, 2005
amen
August 1, 2005
just avert your eyes and act uncomfortable
July 19, 2005
Yeah...okay
July 9, 2005
cold
July 6, 2005
She said she'd like it to snow
July 3, 2005
A lob and a miss
June 12, 2005
OH!!! How could I forget
June 9, 2005
Ah, Bill, why you hurt me so good?
May 31, 2005
splat
May 30, 2005
eeeeebo bom bom
May 28, 2005
you're a credit to dementia
May 27, 2005
it is a comfort
May 27, 2005
rainy day rainy ray
May 25, 2005
Sorry
May 10, 2005
we will...we will
May 6, 2005
Good Lord
April 30, 2005
2 minutes of joy
April 26, 2005
I am the greatest
April 8, 2005
Mugged in broad daylight by a man in a speedo!
April 4, 2005
sacrifique el hígado!!!
March 31, 2005
dress code
March 29, 2005
Oh! Tet comfort dat wij hebben gedeeld
March 29, 2005
i know...i know
March 29, 2005
comimos los pescados sin procesar y rejoiced mientras que durmió el ángel de la muerte imperturbado con todo otra vez
March 28, 2005
A Jar Of Pickles
March 27, 2005
proximity
March 26, 2005
Christ is risen
March 24, 2005
Happy 500th
March 13, 2005
patron gratuit
March 10, 2005
The Fog
February 28, 2005
yar mateys
January 29, 2005
Dear Breyers
January 23, 2005
Standard Weekend Recap
January 17, 2005
ahoy!
January 10, 2005
activewear
January 7, 2005
Cornucopis
December 23, 2004
And a good day to you, sir
December 15, 2004
God I talk to a lot of people
November 27, 2004
Seasoned
October 31, 2004
Could I be more of a spaz??
October 31, 2004
Perspective
October 24, 2004
Dear Alan
October 21, 2004
Curative
October 16, 2004
Decisions
October 7, 2004
So Much To DO!
October 6, 2004
Karma
October 3, 2004
Happiness is...
October 2, 2004
I deserve and award
September 26, 2004
Yo mama!
September 26, 2004
This...that and the other
July 9, 2004
The Eternal Debate
July 7, 2004
To Ponder a 60 Pound Watermelon
May 23, 2004
Countdown to Atkins
January 14, 2004
Healthy
December 22, 2003
Happy Holidays
September 8, 2003
My lunch
March 7, 2003
How could I have forgotten
January 28, 2003
I miss you, really
March 26, 2002
A fair warning
January 14, 2002
Indian Food and Your Grandma
October 29, 2001
I AM THE OAT CLUSTER QUEEN
October 3, 2001
Penzeys
September 22, 2001
Simple Pleasure
June 18, 2001
The weekend in food
April 9, 2001
This week in food:
March 29, 2001
Come to me, Colonel!
March 26, 2001
I AM THE QUEEN OF KFC
March 13, 2001
OW
March 12, 2001
This weekend was a good weekend for food