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December 16, 2009
you balanced with who in the what now?
November 24, 2009
The Modern Update
November 9, 2009
Ask Auntie BubboPants
October 23, 2009
aw hell no, what's up dog!
October 21, 2009
More thoughts
October 19, 2009
September Mislaid
September 1, 2009
The times they were beautiful
August 10, 2009
oh, hello there
July 31, 2009
Dear Auntie BubboPants
July 29, 2009
The convenience will be the death of me.
July 17, 2009
Infinite Nothing
June 13, 2009
It's the little things that distract
May 16, 2009
screw edjakashuns!
May 11, 2009
Today was the day
May 7, 2009
hi
May 4, 2009
Things that I have been doing (abridged version)
April 27, 2009
Reader Questions...
April 21, 2009
Wherein I offend creationists and maybe some other people...
April 13, 2009
I'm...not?...sorry?
April 6, 2009
this thing this
March 29, 2009
2 weeks
March 24, 2009
Hello BBC
March 24, 2009
my brain is the fundament in my skull
March 10, 2009
Crabby McCrabbitron!
February 25, 2009
wherein I tell you things that are the things that happen
February 23, 2009
It's my lack of talent that is my talent
February 18, 2009
oh. a meme.
February 9, 2009
it's sort of like high school...
January 31, 2009
January's places, February's places
January 27, 2009
in my not so humble opinion
January 22, 2009
because I'm sitting here and thinking
January 22, 2009
Random thoughts about this week
January 15, 2009
Scandinavean Balls of Steal!
December 17, 2008
Ways in which I am a doofus pt 341,887,990
December 11, 2008
LOOK!
December 2, 2008
i'm totally 12 years old!
December 2, 2008
quicklike
November 24, 2008
Dead
November 15, 2008
Proof positive
November 12, 2008
the things that I do when I am not thinking of you
November 6, 2008
eating and running
November 4, 2008
History
November 4, 2008
Keeping Track
October 28, 2008
The count up continues
October 27, 2008
meme time!
October 21, 2008
HI HI HI HI HI HI!!! It's me!
October 21, 2008
The time has come
October 20, 2008
Olde Schoole
October 12, 2008
um...hi!
September 24, 2008
infinite universes? infinite possibilities!
September 15, 2008
mmmcherry chocolate stress cake!
September 9, 2008
A quality of love
September 4, 2008
out into the world pt 2
August 29, 2008
out into the world
August 21, 2008
First bad, then good
August 16, 2008
Crap, you found me!
August 1, 2008
HI HI HI HI!!!!!! Remember me?
July 31, 2008
12 12 12 12!
July 27, 2008
Now you do something for me!
July 26, 2008
The quick and the ugly
July 24, 2008
Oh let's be realistic here.
July 18, 2008
I'm clear on the concept, I just disagree with it!
July 15, 2008
bye!
July 15, 2008
12 awesome
July 7, 2008
jinxes
June 24, 2008
Somebody...
June 20, 2008
you miss me
June 9, 2008
Portrait of the artist with her eye as a snow globe
June 4, 2008
damn
May 30, 2008
Hi, i am alive
May 26, 2008
It's all fun and games until I lose my eye
May 19, 2008
bumperthump
May 15, 2008
Yeah! I'm all 'fit'
May 12, 2008
beep beep
May 2, 2008
FotoLoco!
May 2, 2008
Selective disgust
May 1, 2008
it builds
April 23, 2008
Today was a day that was a day!
April 23, 2008
oh do you think
April 21, 2008
Ways in which I am insane part Dissonance Apple 5.2 Beta
April 21, 2008
I have opinions #3776
April 16, 2008
immersed in my brain
April 10, 2008
Looking California but Feeling Minnesota
April 9, 2008
at 7:26am I brought him his coffee
April 3, 2008
2legit
March 28, 2008
Because I'm the Star Baby!
March 26, 2008
occams razor?
March 17, 2008
it's back
March 15, 2008
Stupid guys acting like smart guys but being stupid guys
March 14, 2008
WWFAD*
March 12, 2008
HAPPY
March 12, 2008
The things that were not true
March 5, 2008
I know! I owe!
February 23, 2008
How to move non-stop for a few days (part 3 in which I stand a lot, eat a lot, and get ready to harass a celebrity)
February 19, 2008
How to move non-stop for a few days (part 1 in which I spend some money)
February 15, 2008
Whatever happened to
February 7, 2008
ways in which I am retarded (or really fat...probably just fat)
February 1, 2008
The hippo has fangs
January 27, 2008
Go with the grain...
January 24, 2008
Hey, Lysol!
January 23, 2008
Hey Internet!
January 22, 2008
old lady
January 17, 2008
so many projects
January 10, 2008
spike
January 8, 2008
Olio - a miscellaneous collection of things
January 7, 2008
who is awesome?
January 7, 2008
ow
January 3, 2008
whoa
January 2, 2008
YAY!
December 29, 2007
and
December 27, 2007
Allow me to be pissed off for a minute
December 26, 2007
This is who I am
December 16, 2007
oh...also
December 4, 2007
Welcome to another episode of "retarded bathroom escapades"
December 3, 2007
where is your ass
November 29, 2007
pregnant hippo cow
November 23, 2007
oh the things they ask
November 19, 2007
nerdy yarn thing
November 18, 2007
Solutions
November 16, 2007
oh whoa
November 15, 2007
yeah, i'm here
November 4, 2007
oh my god, it's true
November 1, 2007
the things they told me
November 1, 2007
owie ow ow ow
October 30, 2007
oh yeah, also...
October 30, 2007
yeah...why not
October 28, 2007
Three Years!
October 22, 2007
no good dumbo nothing
October 19, 2007
...obligation....grumble....tagged....FINE
October 16, 2007
The mistakes we make
October 15, 2007
They partied without me
October 14, 2007
Stitch Stirrer
October 12, 2007
You are never poor...
October 11, 2007
I'm a stupid baby
October 10, 2007
Maybe too polite?
October 9, 2007
I'm like June Cleaver with an intestinal problem
October 8, 2007
not really all that grown up
October 8, 2007
My Life: A Ken Burns Documentary
October 7, 2007
The long slow chill
October 5, 2007
An intense study on how my mind affects my body
October 1, 2007
Justification is so creamy good
September 29, 2007
September 27, 2007
Proof #73 that I am dorkolicious
September 27, 2007
scraaaaaaaaatch bump
September 26, 2007
dirty crochet
September 24, 2007
This is how I think...
September 23, 2007
Late night in my house
September 23, 2007
Able was I ere I saw Palindromes
September 19, 2007
The things that happen and the thing not to do
September 12, 2007
Things I hate, episode a billion
September 9, 2007
happy happy happy
September 6, 2007
Sister Act
September 2, 2007
It's not that I don't love you....
August 29, 2007
Fixed?
August 25, 2007
oh! new!
August 22, 2007
someone naked?
August 8, 2007
manfunk
August 6, 2007
ha ha ha ha ha ha
August 5, 2007
I see the weirdest shit
August 5, 2007
smash up
August 4, 2007
Dear Mr President
August 2, 2007
again
August 1, 2007
We are fine
July 31, 2007
mostly good
July 30, 2007
The bad and the worse
July 27, 2007
on second thought
July 24, 2007
beep
July 24, 2007
Ways in which I am a jerk #3419
July 23, 2007
oh yeah?
July 19, 2007
Do you hear that.....it's the sound of sanity
July 18, 2007
i will save you
July 13, 2007
dang
July 11, 2007
well then
July 9, 2007
Date night for the functionally inept
July 5, 2007
blood
July 5, 2007
pile of
July 4, 2007
Reincarnation
July 3, 2007
nerdlinger
June 26, 2007
I'm becoming a jerk
June 24, 2007
There are no words
June 23, 2007
hot
June 23, 2007
Reason #557 why I would make a terrible parent
June 21, 2007
I question your motives
June 21, 2007
Pissed? Yeah
June 19, 2007
It's not that I don't like any of you
June 15, 2007
I am a wiener
June 14, 2007
Besa me, por favor
June 12, 2007
Specimen Cup
June 8, 2007
Boobs
June 8, 2007
retarded
May 30, 2007
I will tell you what to enjoy
May 29, 2007
generally acceptable
May 25, 2007
CRASH! BOOM! DANG!!!
May 23, 2007
Inner calm
May 23, 2007
Ad culture
May 21, 2007
crafted? by hand? what?
May 18, 2007
commenting
May 16, 2007
The best parenting advice ever.
May 15, 2007
I make mistakes
May 14, 2007
oh gross!
May 14, 2007
Bless you
May 12, 2007
signs that there is something wrong...part 510
May 11, 2007
and they say I'm the crazy one!
May 9, 2007
oh...there you are
May 8, 2007
Stupid Rain, Super David
May 7, 2007
holy crap! looksee
May 4, 2007
oh dang
May 1, 2007
and here I thought I was being clever
April 29, 2007
One last one....
April 29, 2007
a number of open letters
April 27, 2007
lucky
April 24, 2007
An open letter
April 23, 2007
God bless domestic bliss
April 23, 2007
I am the interloper! I invade YOU!
April 20, 2007
bad bad bad bad bad
April 17, 2007
Paging Dr Freud....
April 16, 2007
Trying to find the unfindable
April 11, 2007
LOOK!
April 11, 2007
Public Radio is going to kill me
April 9, 2007
en la edad del miedo le ofrezco los cacahuetes
April 5, 2007
stubborn little cuss
April 3, 2007
the beauty and the pain
April 2, 2007
belly mambo
March 27, 2007
diddly food bib
March 26, 2007
Proof that I am insane or retarded
March 21, 2007
Wherein I discuss body related things that you probably do not want to know about
March 21, 2007
big fucking bingo
March 20, 2007
sleep junkie
March 15, 2007
desk pop
March 13, 2007
once was young
March 13, 2007
The hair...it follows you in your dreams
March 12, 2007
holy crap! giant glasses!
March 7, 2007
balance
March 6, 2007
so close and yet...
March 4, 2007
I don't THINK I hate you
March 4, 2007
sometimes, let's not rush
March 2, 2007
I am the champion of winning and the queen of success
March 1, 2007
Authentication
February 27, 2007
Screw you, spam
February 26, 2007
HA! Screw you! SNOWBITCH
February 23, 2007
The Storm is Coming!
February 21, 2007
happy birthday!
February 16, 2007
More proof of my insanity
February 15, 2007
All the ho's drive Volvos
February 8, 2007
PHOTO
February 7, 2007
Catsup...ketchup
February 5, 2007
screw science
January 31, 2007
watch me...
January 17, 2007
the little things
January 13, 2007
alright belindas
January 9, 2007
So...how's your penis?
January 7, 2007
It's all in the wrist
January 1, 2007
hello 2007
December 31, 2006
Goodbye 2006
December 29, 2006
I totally skated
December 28, 2006
2006
December 26, 2006
what the hell does this mean?
December 26, 2006
It's the king!
December 25, 2006
Happy happy delicious christmas
December 21, 2006
and I don't go back!
December 18, 2006
just how exactly?
December 17, 2006
fatty fat can can
December 14, 2006
here and now
December 13, 2006
oh my god
December 13, 2006
well...crap
December 10, 2006
I am stupid
December 6, 2006
books are sexy too
December 5, 2006
smart monkey
December 3, 2006
Holy crap. Christmas
December 3, 2006
...and we fly coach
December 1, 2006
The roadmap
December 1, 2006
QotD and Ponderings
November 26, 2006
kilopost
November 23, 2006
Thank you
November 23, 2006
When David has the stomach flu...
November 21, 2006
I am a meme whore
November 16, 2006
Slowly
November 8, 2006
The democratic process is...so....sexay
November 6, 2006
All of the best things that go in my pants disappear
November 6, 2006
Fixed?
November 5, 2006
mmmm additcion-o-licious
November 4, 2006
I feel your envy
November 2, 2006
oh wait
November 2, 2006
don't anger the booger machine
November 1, 2006
la loca
October 30, 2006
Internet Explorer...
October 30, 2006
tired
October 29, 2006
2 years
October 27, 2006
Issues
October 24, 2006
Nobody cares
October 12, 2006
Re: nurse shark... fighting a robot
October 5, 2006
go fun go scare fun go
October 4, 2006
The retarded hillbilly
October 2, 2006
Knowing is half the battle
September 30, 2006
gateway criminal
September 28, 2006
not feeling particularly charitable
September 21, 2006
Poptycopter
September 19, 2006
One day I'll have my revenge
September 13, 2006
adjust
September 11, 2006
And on this day
September 10, 2006
in sickness and in health
September 6, 2006
um weird
August 28, 2006
are we going on the ferris wheel?
August 25, 2006
The night that was
August 25, 2006
um yeah
August 23, 2006
Fruit?
August 22, 2006
the tides and the wishes and the how-do-you-do's
August 20, 2006
I'm the winner
August 17, 2006
the essential depths of honey
August 12, 2006
like this
August 11, 2006
Reason 5462 I am glad I am renting and not owning right now
August 10, 2006
Anybody want to give me $1000?
August 10, 2006
just so you know
August 8, 2006
I blame the pills
August 7, 2006
Delicious
August 7, 2006
Finally
August 6, 2006
delerium
August 5, 2006
The Summer Cold
August 4, 2006
well, look at that
August 3, 2006
Fortunate?
August 2, 2006
I'm Rick James, Bitch
August 1, 2006
it smelled good
July 30, 2006
aaaaw
July 29, 2006
Hello adultivity?
July 28, 2006
FURTHER proof that jesus not only hates me but is actively seeking to destroy me...
July 27, 2006
Proof that jesus not only hates me but is actively seeking to destroy me...
July 26, 2006
do you know what I hate
July 14, 2006
Bad idea #129 in my life
July 12, 2006
man, what happened
July 12, 2006
better?
July 11, 2006
I love the earth
July 9, 2006
In my dreams I am successful
July 6, 2006
Why pants?
July 5, 2006
Oceanic Rectum
July 4, 2006
keep on...
July 3, 2006
Pink is the new velvet
July 3, 2006
This is only a test
July 2, 2006
Auntie Sue
June 30, 2006
Moving
June 30, 2006
In the quiet
June 26, 2006
Curriculum Vitae
June 23, 2006
happy birthday!
June 21, 2006
pookacheeka
June 19, 2006
What I Do
June 18, 2006
Hero without a cape
June 14, 2006
Inverse Relations
June 12, 2006
Dos Piñatas
June 10, 2006
Sometimes things are hard
June 8, 2006
hate love
June 7, 2006
Just How Evil
June 6, 2006
Bow before me, bitches
June 4, 2006
Fantastical
June 2, 2006
The Hyperboly of vicodin
May 31, 2006
80 Pages
May 28, 2006
WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
May 26, 2006
Thanks
May 24, 2006
freedom
May 23, 2006
Scrape Scrape
May 19, 2006
nose
May 15, 2006
So long, bartleby
May 14, 2006
Thank you, mom
May 11, 2006
A little blue pill
May 4, 2006
SHUT UP
May 3, 2006
Sandaltastic
May 1, 2006
airwolf
April 30, 2006
yeah, fuck you too
April 29, 2006
ah ha
April 28, 2006
if it wasn't considered bad touch I would hug you right now
April 25, 2006
pilgrims, pills and tourists
April 20, 2006
Mostly better
April 16, 2006
And a good rising to you sir
April 12, 2006
another short recap
April 10, 2006
The Grind Down
April 7, 2006
anna
April 6, 2006
the future is now
April 4, 2006
boring
April 4, 2006
Smacked
April 3, 2006
gettin jiggy in a room full of velmas
April 2, 2006
cram it good
April 1, 2006
attentions
March 30, 2006
I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself
March 26, 2006
naked and fearless
March 24, 2006
mmm it's time for favors
March 23, 2006
let's do this again to remind ourselves
March 21, 2006
what to write about
March 20, 2006
oh...I forgot
March 15, 2006
Drained
March 14, 2006
chica mala
March 14, 2006
Dear anna
March 13, 2006
When i was a young'un
March 12, 2006
The rundown
March 8, 2006
in no particular order
March 8, 2006
bludgeon
March 6, 2006
umame
March 5, 2006
moosalamooooo
March 4, 2006
Tea Time
March 1, 2006
mechablech
February 27, 2006
and...
February 27, 2006
aw shit
February 24, 2006
photo
February 20, 2006
hoooray
February 19, 2006
KATAMARI
February 17, 2006
oh...I get it now
February 16, 2006
Lost In Translation
February 15, 2006
aaaaargh
February 12, 2006
tired
February 6, 2006
Quicklike
February 3, 2006
sniffle...cough
February 2, 2006
you cried but your soul was willing
February 1, 2006
in bed
January 31, 2006
Lay your belly under mine
January 27, 2006
incentive
January 27, 2006
1.2.3
January 25, 2006
the words...they don't come
January 25, 2006
so addicted
January 23, 2006
DO NOT
January 20, 2006
photos
January 15, 2006
How tough are you now
January 13, 2006
I WAS ONLY JOKING
January 12, 2006
NERD
January 10, 2006
spaced
January 9, 2006
The must always be a downside
January 8, 2006
the inevitable bloodbath
January 7, 2006
The curse
January 6, 2006
I Ran
January 5, 2006
cheers
January 4, 2006
wherein I ramble about my brain
January 3, 2006
what the fuck, people
December 26, 2005
sad
December 25, 2005
The Joys
December 24, 2005
CUTE
December 22, 2005
man....so totally busted
December 21, 2005
aaaaw fuck
December 21, 2005
Whoa it's that time again
December 21, 2005
our lesson
December 20, 2005
I want too much
December 17, 2005
ring ring ring
December 15, 2005
The weight of things
December 13, 2005
I broke my brain
December 12, 2005
mmmmsacrilicious
December 12, 2005
It is a gift
December 11, 2005
I'm an old lady
December 11, 2005
SECRET SANTA
December 9, 2005
my impending death
December 8, 2005
If I could stay here under your idle caress
December 7, 2005
Where have I been
November 29, 2005
Wherein the body is broken and relieved of it's burden
November 27, 2005
wherein we protect ourselves
November 24, 2005
mecha streissand
November 21, 2005
umbrella
November 20, 2005
singular moments
November 20, 2005
largesse
November 16, 2005
Smile
November 15, 2005
Car paranoia and othe things disturbing
November 14, 2005
Booger
November 11, 2005
The blob is my savior
November 10, 2005
Blergh
November 8, 2005
I voted
November 7, 2005
patterns
November 7, 2005
I'm such a whore
November 6, 2005
I wish i could
November 4, 2005
lola
November 3, 2005
So achingly simple...so complexly sweet
November 3, 2005
the nerves
November 2, 2005
She says it gets easier
November 1, 2005
i rule
November 1, 2005
yum yum yum
October 30, 2005
happy to see you
October 27, 2005
Happy
October 26, 2005
el coruzón del sol
October 24, 2005
I am a girl
October 23, 2005
I hear it
October 23, 2005
That's quite a grudge
October 21, 2005
Sometimes it is hard to be a small brown puppy
October 18, 2005
Si! En Español!
October 17, 2005
LILY
October 16, 2005
Whirlwind
October 14, 2005
banana
October 12, 2005
I sang my songs to the cold and the rain
October 11, 2005
bark bark bar
October 10, 2005
oh also I had a weekend
October 10, 2005
Persephone sinking
October 7, 2005
corporate whore
October 6, 2005
progress
October 5, 2005
weeeeeeeeeeebo
October 4, 2005
number 1
October 3, 2005
honk honk noodle
September 30, 2005
how fortuitous
September 28, 2005
1.2.3.4.5.
September 23, 2005
RE: your calls and letters
September 21, 2005
yaaaarrrrrnnnnnnnnggggggggg
September 19, 2005
mizzenmast
September 17, 2005
Finally party pictures
September 17, 2005
hippo moon
September 16, 2005
Sus pedos olian a repollo.
September 15, 2005
just trust
September 14, 2005
Hoping that I see you on the Street
September 13, 2005
There's a first time for everything
September 13, 2005
jibblies
September 12, 2005
I doubt at the installation part of you
September 11, 2005
Just keep swimming
September 10, 2005
Just a thought
September 9, 2005
yum
September 8, 2005
HESH WANTS SEX
September 7, 2005
Playdate redux
September 6, 2005
cookies galore
September 5, 2005
Sometimes
September 4, 2005
cosine
September 2, 2005
please please please
September 1, 2005
it's been a week
August 29, 2005
Tealight
August 28, 2005
Can I fart in your pajamas?
August 25, 2005
Frappe
August 24, 2005
Insomnia
August 23, 2005
Wide Ruled
August 22, 2005
Tough guy
August 22, 2005
This is a toad. Discuss.
August 21, 2005
3...2...1
August 21, 2005
I'm a maniac
August 18, 2005
Snail's pace
August 17, 2005
Mok Choy
August 15, 2005
eat and eat and eat
August 14, 2005
What I love
August 14, 2005
blessed
August 13, 2005
Cleared for landing
August 13, 2005
yowch
August 12, 2005
man...fuck you
August 11, 2005
Underpants underpants
August 10, 2005
eat more
August 8, 2005
Stab stab stab
August 7, 2005
The terribleness
August 7, 2005
my morning in hell
August 6, 2005
Surprise!
August 6, 2005
hip hoppity
August 5, 2005
There's a dime shortage
August 5, 2005
An open letter
August 4, 2005
every light post is a crucifix and every bridge has a memorial
August 3, 2005
amen
August 2, 2005
So Spoiled
August 2, 2005
woo-cho-bee
August 1, 2005
Willy
July 31, 2005
It's a cruel world
July 31, 2005
Stuff
July 30, 2005
39.0983
July 30, 2005
So I just sit up in the house and resist
July 28, 2005
oyo chobo
July 22, 2005
Hold my head, love, I'm sick tonight
July 20, 2005
The interactive question game
July 20, 2005
you fucking guy
July 19, 2005
Yeah...okay
July 19, 2005
uh huh
July 19, 2005
Serenity
July 17, 2005
tears
July 17, 2005
Tent
July 16, 2005
athlete
July 14, 2005
Tunneling
July 14, 2005
FIRE
July 13, 2005
The Gold Standard
July 12, 2005
the matter
July 11, 2005
Who are you
July 11, 2005
merry merry
July 10, 2005
Trash talkin
July 9, 2005
cold
July 8, 2005
kiln
July 6, 2005
She said she'd like it to snow
July 5, 2005
I know
July 5, 2005
Quicklike
July 3, 2005
A lob and a miss
July 3, 2005
Dang little man, is that the best you can do?
July 2, 2005
Holy Crap
July 1, 2005
Not so hard
July 1, 2005
the kids...they are not so cool
June 29, 2005
I go back
June 27, 2005
maudlin
June 26, 2005
chill
June 24, 2005
$400 to see poop
June 23, 2005
caliente
June 22, 2005
Birth...Sex...Commerce
June 20, 2005
it can happen
June 18, 2005
sore throat, sore muscles, congestion, headache...
June 16, 2005
You forgot nothing! You fool no one!
June 15, 2005
Try something now, bitches
June 14, 2005
double quick
June 13, 2005
Filthy paradise
June 12, 2005
Let's go scare us some suckers
June 8, 2005
KABOOM
June 7, 2005
oh my crap
June 6, 2005
An again
June 5, 2005
happy birthday!
June 5, 2005
go heather, it's your birthday
June 3, 2005
happy happy joy
June 3, 2005
and another
June 2, 2005
cashmere goat
June 1, 2005
I have seen everything
June 1, 2005
my but you're a big grown up boy now
May 31, 2005
splat
May 30, 2005
eeeeebo bom bom
May 28, 2005
you're a credit to dementia
May 27, 2005
it is a comfort
May 27, 2005
rainy day rainy ray
May 27, 2005
wooooooo
May 26, 2005
Hodi...Boca...Judo...Dilo
May 25, 2005
Sorry
May 22, 2005
burrito bol
May 20, 2005
velv-fu
May 19, 2005
Communiqué
May 18, 2005
mi casa es su sueño
May 17, 2005
hide and seek
May 17, 2005
breathe breathe breathe
May 17, 2005
2 seconds
May 14, 2005
Done Today
May 13, 2005
mmmmmmbeer
May 12, 2005
mo-sheen
May 11, 2005
Binaut
May 10, 2005
we will...we will
May 10, 2005
oh yeah
May 10, 2005
OH MAN!!
May 8, 2005
To My Mom
May 6, 2005
*poke*
May 6, 2005
Good Lord
May 5, 2005
Random
May 3, 2005
Stop being an asshole.
May 3, 2005
I didn't know this game we were playing even had a set of rules.
May 2, 2005
goddammit
May 2, 2005
I'm Ready...PROMOTION
May 2, 2005
Coincidentals.
May 1, 2005
Rockin hard
April 30, 2005
2 minutes of joy
April 30, 2005
Pavlov and my name
April 29, 2005
yay yay hooray
April 26, 2005
I am the greatest
April 26, 2005
Seems like we just talked about this
April 25, 2005
Speechless
April 25, 2005
The mistress
April 24, 2005
You are the U-Haul truck speeding into the sunset of my life
April 22, 2005
Palmer Script
April 21, 2005
I know...I know
April 21, 2005
Done?
April 20, 2005
yeah...okay
April 20, 2005
grr
April 19, 2005
Land ho
April 13, 2005
This hurts you more than it hurts me
April 12, 2005
Marco.....Polo.....
April 11, 2005
The Background
April 8, 2005
Mugged in broad daylight by a man in a speedo!
April 7, 2005
1) get high 2) bang a tranny 3) fall in a canal
April 6, 2005
A Scandal in Bohemia
April 6, 2005
Mercury in Retrograde through April 12!
April 5, 2005
Science and the Human Body
April 4, 2005
Domingo! Domingo! Domingo!
April 4, 2005
sacrifique el hígado!!!
April 1, 2005
Chica Mala
March 31, 2005
dress code
March 31, 2005
mi boca es su boca
March 30, 2005
some things don't translate
March 30, 2005
Feliz Cumpleaños!
March 28, 2005
A Jar Of Pickles
March 27, 2005
proximity
March 26, 2005
Christ is risen
March 25, 2005
Shout out
March 24, 2005
Happy 500th
March 23, 2005
I am never bored anywhere: being bored is an insult to oneself. ~Jules Renard
March 22, 2005
A fish is a thing of honesty
March 21, 2005
To my coworkers
March 21, 2005
uw inactiviteit zegt meer dan uw lege verontschuldigingen.
March 18, 2005
Saftig
March 13, 2005
patron gratuit
March 11, 2005
ho dang
March 10, 2005
The Fog
March 6, 2005
blah blah blah
March 4, 2005
It Breaks
March 3, 2005
Posty McNuggets
February 28, 2005
yar mateys
February 23, 2005
Juan...Juan Valdez
February 22, 2005
Lucky for you
February 21, 2005
Lazy
February 18, 2005
Too Tired
February 14, 2005
Dear David: Long Version
February 14, 2005
Dear David
February 13, 2005
Luck?
February 9, 2005
My 100 List
February 8, 2005
Geez you people are nosey
February 3, 2005
you are your friends
February 2, 2005
hi ho
January 29, 2005
wtf?
January 27, 2005
apologies
January 26, 2005
grrrrrrowl
January 25, 2005
Liquid Nails
January 23, 2005
Standard Weekend Recap
January 20, 2005
Advice
January 19, 2005
So Long Soldier
January 17, 2005
ahoy!
January 13, 2005
a watery sleep pt2
January 12, 2005
a watery sleep
January 10, 2005
activewear
January 9, 2005
revelation
January 8, 2005
how bad again?
January 7, 2005
Cornucopis
January 4, 2005
sigh
January 3, 2005
Over_________extended
December 24, 2004
Merry Flu-like Christmas
December 23, 2004
And a good day to you, sir
December 22, 2004
A chance encounter
December 20, 2004
2004 pt3
December 20, 2004
2004 pt2
December 20, 2004
2004 pt1
December 19, 2004
Old School
December 19, 2004
Dear You
December 19, 2004
Things I remembered today
December 16, 2004
Not necessary at all
December 15, 2004
Could today be a better day? No!
December 14, 2004
Here we go
December 10, 2004
Self Control
December 7, 2004
Sweet Dreams
December 6, 2004
To Walk
December 6, 2004
Right Now
November 30, 2004
Ever Expanding
November 27, 2004
Dear People on LiveJournal
November 27, 2004
Seasoned
November 25, 2004
Woo
November 18, 2004
Best Conversation ever
November 18, 2004
huh!
November 16, 2004
Dear You
November 15, 2004
Sweet Songs
November 11, 2004
The Thin Pink Line
November 9, 2004
An Order of Protection
November 5, 2004
Bizarre
November 2, 2004
For Fuck's Sake!
October 31, 2004
Could I be more of a spaz??
October 31, 2004
Perspective
October 26, 2004
Serve Cold
October 26, 2004
I miss you SciAm
October 25, 2004
A series of angry letters
October 23, 2004
SCMODS
October 22, 2004
No Relief Yet
October 21, 2004
Curative
October 20, 2004
Shoot me now
October 19, 2004
My Shopping List
October 18, 2004
Stuff to ponder
October 14, 2004
Dear Mark
October 14, 2004
A Non-Illustrated Primer to Dress Shopping when You are Shaped Like a Bowling Ball
October 10, 2004
good vs bad
October 8, 2004
sigh...
October 7, 2004
So Much To DO!
October 6, 2004
Karma
October 5, 2004
scriiiiitch scraaaatch
October 5, 2004
Low Tech Muthah
October 4, 2004
Bad Habit
October 4, 2004
Stupid weather
September 30, 2004
Things I Hate (in no particular order)
September 27, 2004
All is well
September 26, 2004
Good Luck, Dad
September 26, 2004
This...that and the other
September 23, 2004
Joy is
September 16, 2004
almost...gone
September 15, 2004
The Fig Lambic
September 12, 2004
Goodbye Jenni
September 10, 2004
Blast off
September 10, 2004
Grammar
September 10, 2004
It's like risky business
September 6, 2004
Goodnight
September 6, 2004
So Many
September 1, 2004
Halfway through
September 1, 2004
Nosedive
August 30, 2004
1992 called
August 30, 2004
More
August 30, 2004
BURN
August 29, 2004
Done
August 26, 2004
Pondering
August 25, 2004
Hi Alan!
August 24, 2004
so um
August 23, 2004
show me show me show me
August 22, 2004
Onomatopeia
August 20, 2004
As a matter of fact
August 20, 2004
Bits and more bits
August 19, 2004
I just wanna say
August 19, 2004
confidential to you
August 19, 2004
and the lies...they continue to build
August 19, 2004
Who cares?
August 18, 2004
Dear Abby
August 16, 2004
Who missed me?
August 14, 2004
Hipster relativity
August 10, 2004
Bye
August 7, 2004
So very tired
August 5, 2004
How You Doin'?
August 4, 2004
SCORE!!!
August 4, 2004
Hooray for Hippos
August 2, 2004
Quote of the Day
August 2, 2004
Closer...closer
August 1, 2004
Just one more reason
August 1, 2004
This is our last goodbye
July 26, 2004
Show
July 25, 2004
Weekend Redux
July 23, 2004
Tragedies
July 23, 2004
Actually I was wrong
July 23, 2004
This Wins For Funniest Thing Written All Day
July 23, 2004
It's True
July 20, 2004
Bats
July 19, 2004
I've Sunk So Low
July 11, 2004
zoooom
July 9, 2004
Adventures in the accounting office
July 9, 2004
The Eternal Debate
July 8, 2004
Sucks
June 30, 2004
Paging Dr Freud
June 29, 2004
Hit and Run
June 18, 2004
Very Mouth Happy
June 15, 2004
Wow, Dirty
June 15, 2004
it's that time again
June 14, 2004
Congratulations!
June 11, 2004
Fun!!
June 6, 2004
Happy Birthday to me
June 5, 2004
Um..R.I.P.
June 4, 2004
Mi Chochachos
June 3, 2004
Indiginous
June 1, 2004
Oh My God!! Super Crush
May 31, 2004
I'm Back
May 28, 2004
So Long
May 25, 2004
Oh sweet mother of god
May 19, 2004
Best Quote Today
May 19, 2004
Word Power and Serendipity
April 21, 2004
Love will break you
April 19, 2004
Little Things
April 16, 2004
Oracle
April 8, 2004
Goddammed Motherfucking Son of a Bitch
April 7, 2004
The Little Things
March 29, 2004
To Survive
March 18, 2004
Therapy
March 14, 2004
Things Change
March 9, 2004
Ha ha ha politics
March 4, 2004
Spring has...sprung
March 3, 2004
Typhoid Mary
February 20, 2004
Dear April
February 19, 2004
Defending the Freedom of Beaurocracy
February 11, 2004
I'm So Charmed
February 1, 2004
A lazy, snowy day conversation
January 27, 2004
Proximity: A Response
January 26, 2004
Proximity
January 23, 2004
Playing Favorites
January 23, 2004
I can see you again
January 23, 2004
Tight Squeeze
January 10, 2004
Deliciously Ironic
January 10, 2004
The Final Frontier
January 10, 2004
Empty Promises
January 7, 2004
My Ass
January 7, 2004
My Sister
January 7, 2004
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
January 4, 2004
I am Lacking
December 23, 2003
Cold
December 23, 2003
Sigh
December 22, 2003
Happy Holidays
December 3, 2003
My angry rant about happiness
December 3, 2003
True
November 24, 2003
Justice?
November 22, 2003
What the fuck does Nancy Reagan know?
November 20, 2003
Hormones in the water?
November 19, 2003
It's 1987 all over again
November 18, 2003
Hey Jason
November 17, 2003
Ornois? Ornois!
November 16, 2003
Spam
November 16, 2003
Angst
November 13, 2003
Oregon Trail
October 24, 2003
#154286 in a Neverending Series of Not Very Interesting Things About Me
October 12, 2003
Population Control
October 10, 2003
Design Flaws
October 8, 2003
Wow Damn Sorry
October 3, 2003
A public letter to the stupid bitch in the blue Honda with the "Start Seeing Motorcycles" bumper sticker,
September 30, 2003
To Sit in a Room With us for Twenty Minutes
September 23, 2003
and also you
September 17, 2003
you decide
September 9, 2003
Number 10
September 9, 2003
I love those magic eye doors
September 8, 2003
More bitching about art
August 22, 2003
Quickly
July 21, 2003
So Busy
June 3, 2003
More joy
June 3, 2003
Joy, Sweet Joy
June 3, 2003
yo!
June 3, 2003
Jean Luc!!!
June 2, 2003
Um hello
June 2, 2003
How could I forget
May 30, 2003
What the hell is wrong with me?
May 30, 2003
Silly sex fiend
May 24, 2003
Lesson Learned
May 17, 2003
Song of the suburbs
May 17, 2003
Matrix, meh
May 13, 2003
Joy
May 11, 2003
A few (not so) interesting things about me
April 24, 2003
The Sadness
April 24, 2003
Even more nature
April 17, 2003
Art Lover
April 14, 2003
Second Childhood
March 24, 2003
Persephone's return
March 21, 2003
No TV
March 19, 2003
Specious
March 10, 2003
12 steps
February 18, 2003
When I grow up I want
February 15, 2003
Yes, virginia, there is a difference
February 9, 2003
Please, karma, turn a blind eye
January 28, 2003
I miss you, really
January 19, 2003
Now don;t take this the wrong way
January 10, 2003
Have you ever noticed
January 5, 2003
The new year
December 18, 2002
I support needle exchange programs
December 17, 2002
Merry Christmas to...you
December 9, 2002
They only come after dark
November 30, 2002
I'm gonna need a little time alone
November 29, 2002
Happy Thanksgiving
November 25, 2002
Me and Peter and a song about change
November 21, 2002
Vote for me
November 20, 2002
Time to clean
November 13, 2002
It's a brand new year
November 10, 2002
Stupid Mortals
October 18, 2002
One Year
October 14, 2002
This pretty much sums up my day
October 9, 2002
Swoon
September 23, 2002
And all that we swallow and all that we pass must cycle before you
September 22, 2002
Tá mo bhríste trí thine
September 19, 2002
I don't like you either
September 13, 2002
I usually scratch more than this
September 12, 2002
Happy anniversary
September 11, 2002
In remembrance
September 8, 2002
Happy Birthday, Chloe
September 7, 2002
Self restraint is key
August 25, 2002
The need for the junk burns brightly in my veins
August 24, 2002
Perfect
August 19, 2002
I'm Thirsty
August 19, 2002
Our entire social structure is at stake here
August 18, 2002
Success
July 18, 2002
I Promise
June 28, 2002
I can do this
June 20, 2002
Sanitation Issues
June 19, 2002
Time Warp
June 11, 2002
Green Equals Hottt
May 23, 2002
The Earth as a Catbox
May 23, 2002
Book Backlog
May 22, 2002
A new baby
May 15, 2002
Lyrically Disadvantage
May 1, 2002
Recent AIM away messages
April 18, 2002
Wonder Twin Power
April 16, 2002
Geek Suckah
April 8, 2002
Memory
March 26, 2002
Digilicious
March 21, 2002
The Naming
March 11, 2002
Videos
March 7, 2002
Fire
February 28, 2002
Aye Aye Captain
February 18, 2002
Voices
February 2, 2002
me me
January 29, 2002
Octopus Jive
January 14, 2002
Indian Food and Your Grandma
January 10, 2002
Final Exam
December 21, 2001
Mind
December 18, 2001
my new car
December 10, 2001
Whine
November 7, 2001
I love my email
November 1, 2001
Porn movies that shouldn't be made
October 28, 2001
Gotta give props
October 28, 2001
Kill me now
October 27, 2001
Girls say the darndest things
October 20, 2001
When I grow up
October 10, 2001
Your younger self
October 3, 2001
Email
October 3, 2001
Soccer Trophy
October 3, 2001
Pictures
October 1, 2001
Games I play with my cat
September 22, 2001
Freedom
September 17, 2001
Retaliation and Racism
September 17, 2001
Where I stand: pt 2
September 17, 2001
Where I stand
September 12, 2001
Intent and Execution
September 11, 2001
9/11
August 27, 2001
Secret Yearning
August 27, 2001
Recent movies
August 4, 2001
Sleepy Thoughts
June 27, 2001
sweeeet
June 27, 2001
An odd little exchange
June 22, 2001
iBook
June 22, 2001
Revenge Fantasies
June 18, 2001
Crap
June 18, 2001
A little bit of advice for today
May 29, 2001
Wasted Time
May 29, 2001
Pee dance
May 22, 2001
I win
May 16, 2001
Central Air Abuse
May 16, 2001
Central Air Abuse
April 9, 2001
Safety first
April 3, 2001
I own the strangest shit
April 3, 2001
Research has found the leading cause of suicide among professional adults:
March 19, 2001
Advice
March 19, 2001
Talent
March 19, 2001
A moment of amazing self control...
March 16, 2001
Play ball
March 13, 2001
Not me
March 9, 2001
cops and robbers
March 9, 2001
Toblerone
March 5, 2001
Do ants have perfect genes? Upd.
March 4, 2001
True
March 1, 2001
Pie
March 1, 2001
Do ants have perfect genes?
February 28, 2001
shhhhh
February 28, 2001
pet option
February 28, 2001
Query
February 27, 2001
Further Evidence of my Pending Insanity
February 23, 2001
A Reason to Kill:
February 23, 2001
bored
February 22, 2001
Atarded
February 21, 2001
mmmmchicken
February 21, 2001
Thanks Microsoft
February 21, 2001
Further Evidence of my Pending Insanity
February 21, 2001
Ebb
February 20, 2001
woooo
February 20, 2001
Further Evidence of my Pending Insanity
February 20, 2001
Chloe
February 20, 2001
Weave
February 19, 2001
Smooth
February 19, 2001
A Reason to Kill:
February 19, 2001
Zognar
February 19, 2001
Flippo